I know I'm posting after what seems like forever! But I've been busy and am only posting after having a rather horrific experience out there in the blogging world. Has anyone lately noticed the explosion of fashion blogs lately? I'm not talking about people who do this professionally, I'm talking about the amateurs, the self styled 'style queens' who could do with a little exercise and a little less blatant display of their cellulite so that I for one do not have to barf my lunch up to the ceiling. FYI- whenever people say Scarlett Jo has a healthy body and how oh-so fabulous she looks compared to lets say nicole kidman at that age I'll say to them- Oh cummon you jealous bitches! Have u seen Nicole? She looked like a freaking elf queen out of some irish fairytale, Scarlett Jo gets her photos redone so her cellulite ridden thighs do not make people like me scream like I'm watching JuOn with my eyes open , at least I'll thank her for that. I am all for loving your body but there is a big difference between a healthy body and an artery clogged fat one. And to all ye amateur fashion bloggers, I get you're all about 'expressing my own individualistic style' and blah blah but really people get a mirror. Valentino, Jean Paul Gaultier etc did not have you in mind when they designed their clothes, so please no parading around in mini skirts and short shorts and making the rest of the more grounded public here wanna rip their eyes from their sockets. It doesn't matter how 'oh so cute' the shorts are or how 'oh so delicious' (am I the only one who notices how their vocabulary is limited to oh-this and oh-that?) that skirt is in 'bright pastel' whatever color, hit a gym first! Like really I've heard of confidence in your body but this is getting slightly ridiculous.
And another question, in this time of running around for a REAL job, who in the world gets the free time to do all of this? It kinda looks to me like all these 'style queens' do is run into stores sporting the craziest prices and buy like half the store, then go around parading themselves like they're the next heidi klum or giselle bunchen (God save those good women!). I am all for expressing your own unique style ( or lack of it at times) but seriously get a reality check, nobody cares if your bag is from Zara or your shoes sport an FCUK label, except for equally daft people out there.
I have nothing against people doing it on their fb (everyone loves a cute pic now and then), that stuff is for you and your friends only, whatever you put up here, its all public, pretty much anyone has access to your photographs (I'm not just talking about those sane people out there who were simply looking for something thought provoking across the blog world). So after you all are done expressing your own 'unique' style ( most of which is rather adeptly copied from gossip girl cast members), let the phrase 'public portal' ring in your head awhile and get your noodle working!
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